If there is anyone cooler than Blossom Dearie, for gawd’s sake let me in on the secret. And I don’t mean post-irony-cool, like Tony became after his manager-son paired him with k.d. Lang those years ago and rebranded him as a hipster-cred New Lounge Badge. <note: I worship Tony and am truly grateful for his autumnal renaissance>. Blossom is an element on the True Periodic Table; a building block. Blossom’s relentless pursuit of melody as a life/art theme floors me. Her style stands my hair on end. From her standards treatments to her own gorgeous oddball compositions (“Hey John” lovingly documents her crossing paths with Lennon on a talk show. “Sweet Surprise” lives up to its naif title every single listen, year after freaking year, and her beautiful fugue-state paean to “Dusty Springfield” is as happy-making a tribute to anyone or anything you’re likely to hear), Blossom ruled the Elliptical Artist Orbit. In this clip she follows the ageless gumdrop “I Wish You Love” with a four-handed improv session alongside her quietly excited French host. Adoring and adorable. Naturally Europe hugged her with airport greeting-lounge-strength at a time when to be a ‘jazz’ artist in the U.S. often meant you couldn’t afford a loaf of bread. She’s ours, though, baby!! Now Blossom’s gone, but you wouldn’t know it. Begs the question yet again (to my mind) – where does the love go? Whence the warm energy of this lovable sprite? Answer: the Hubble Deep Field.
don’t unscrew your gloves while outside the vehicle.
don’t “drive” the spaceship. the sleep-starved guys on the ground in their crewcuts and short-sleeved shirts, hands frequently folded behind their heads in terrified attitudes of phony repose? They are driving the spaceship.
relax, but sleep lightly with one hand near the Charles Nelson Reilly thrust actuator. like you need to be told that.
keep the earthworms fed and watered and happy and no more games.
don’t get uppity, you have the ass of Captain Kangaroo in that dumb outfit. this isn’t Gemini.
ignore strange sightings or at the least don’t report them, we’ve got enough going on.
we saw your eyes tearing at the pre-launch press conference; wtf. one more of those and you’re out. keep the lid on.
don’t jawbone about The Wonder in an unguarded moment. wonder is a sandwich bread. we’ve been over this.
Don’t pull an Aldrin.
The fecal evacuator is not a toy. we won’t tell you again.